Random Thoughts While Mall-Walking

• I wish I had more money so that I could buy some of these cool clothes in the windows. And the little black dresses! So cute and chic! So pointless to buy as I have NO WHERE to wear one!
• That has got to be the most obnoxious, painful-looking, torpedo-shaped pregnancy belly I've ever seen! Oh! But she is so WORKING it!
• I should probably stop listening to Weird Al and the South Park soundtrack while walking. I'm sure my gaffaws and goofy-@$$ grins are causing a few stares.
• Oh GOD, I'm STARVING! Why didn't I eat before I got here?
  
• 50% off at TCP!
• *sigh* Never mind. Nothing tempting.
• I think there are FOUR T - Mobile stores/kiosks in this place! Seriously?
• Those poor kiosk workers. I think I've found a few people even more bored with their jobs than I am.
• Eyebrow threading? I'm too much of a wuss to do plucking/waxing--threading looks just as intimidating. ...Move along!
• Anyone know if TCP backpacks are any good? Or will they rip right in two just two weeks before the end of the school year like all the other cheap-o backpacks I buy?
• BACK TO SCHOOL! Oh! The list! Oh! The humanity!
• I wish I had more money so that I could actually AFFORD to buy all the school supplies. AND eat!
• If I get a Chai from DD, will that be counter-productive to my walk? And if so, by how much? I mean, does 30 minutes walking = ONE Chai? How much do I have to walk in order to have a Chai and still possibly slim down my butt?
• Clearance at Old Navy!
  
• JUST KEEP WALKING! JUST KEEP WALKING!
• (Crap--now that stupid Dory song is on my mind!)
• More Weird Al!
• Anyone know if that Sporting Goods Place does vanity sizing? I've been eying a cheap skort. And I DON'T want to take the time to try it on! (SUPPOSED to be WALKING here!) If the sizes there are comparable to New York, I'm GOLDEN! If not--crap!
• Bah! Shouldn't be spending money anyway. @#$% DEBT!
• (Must find new, non-retail-oriented place to walk.
• Wonder how the kid is doing at GS camp today?
• I looked horrible in those styles when they were out 20-25 years ago! I certainly can't buy them NOW!
• Stacey and Clinton would have a field day HERE!
• The parents who dress all skanky and then have the totally buttoned-up kids completely amuse me...!
• Is it an hour yet?
• I'm soooo tired. Stayed up too late FINALLY getting to watch HP6 (yes, I finally took off the banner, MR). Glad I finally got to see it, but UGH.
• I wonder if that part-time job I saw for a front desk position at a fitness club includes a membership?
• Passing DD again! MOVE ALONG!
• (I've noticed my will power gets more sluggish as I get older--and my metabolism gets slower. *sigh*)
• Wish they had showers here. Good thing I sit alone at work.