Tuesday, January 15, 2008

How to get your house clean in one hour

Answer phone call from eight-year old's classmate's mom.

When she asks for playdate, feeling guilty that last two have been hosted by HER, offer YOUR house.

When she asks if she can drop off her child in an hour, FOOLISHLY agree.

Clean like a freakin' Minute Maid (get it?) on crack.

Just make sure kids know the "no going in my bedroom rule" as there is a definite hazard to opening the door and having all the CLUTTERED CRAP fall smack down on them--causing a severe injury and expensive lawsuit from said child's parents....

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